• me: time for bed
• stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
• brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
• muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
• skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
• ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
• eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
• mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
• body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
• me: ok

Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.
(via spaceguts)

heyiitslea:

My lordddddddd get in my bed, JT

fuckyeahpopicons:

caviarncouture:

back stage at the billobards

1. justin tries to give selena a kiss on the lips he gets rejected lol

2. taylors reaction to them kissing=priceless

So dramatic smh

did-you-kno:

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